Shopping For Groceries Is Lame… Well Not Any More!
Between the aisles of fruit at the local Whole Foods in L.A. stands another fruit… Adam Lambert. If I had to choose a celebrity to stalk, it would totally be him. So seeing him do something so pedestrian as grocery shopping (as seen yesterday)… brought us a little closer. In a freaky, we do the same thing kind of way. And it got me psychotically whisper-yelling to myself… what else do we do TOGETHER?
Adam Lambert drinks green healthy drinks… I drink mint mocha frappuccino’s that taste green. Adam Lambert has people to comb his hair… I watch Reese Witherspoon comb her hair during the intro of Legally Blonde. Adam Lambert paints his nails… I GET nailed. Peas in a pod!
Aside from being awesome and performing onstage with Lady Gaga several months ago, Lambert has been dropping hints about a new album (SCREETCH!) so naturally, when I heard that I just about pee’d! What kind of album should we be expecting? Well according to Adam…
“… people are going to be really surprised. The album feels like a new era for me — emotionally, lyrically, sonically. It feels fresh, it feels new. It’s still me. It’s still stuff that fans know and love but it’s a new chapter 100 percent.”
Well there you have it. It’ll be 100% of a new chapter, er… whatever that means. Glad to hear it Lambert. The first single will be dropped in April. So get your iTunes Gift cards ready for what will most definitely be 100% new… as opposed to old… whatever.
Knowing Adam in the intimate way that I do, I know it’ll be his comeback album. As in comeback into the album sales industry. He’s been so damn busy touring and being Queen that we nearly forgot about him. Yeah, right… love you (whisper scream)!